A Perfect Storm of Insomnia

Today I spent several hours with my four year old niece. I love her to pieces but she has a way of sucking all the energy out of a person. And yet Im still awake. Sadly she also has the tendency to pounce on my bad leg. Follow this with a poorly timed coffee and my nerves about tonights performance, and that means no sleep for me. 

Tonight is my first real comedy show, instead of just an open mic. Im not so much nervous, as excited. And I think I thought of my sign-off joke. Here it is in preview form, more than twelve hours before its debut. Enjoy.

What do you get when you cross Sarah Palin and Mel Gibson?

                                   ----I dont know but I wouldnt let it near Poland