The Avengers Are Real

What's today, Wednesday? When did we enter the Marvel Universe? The real life Black Widow a.k.a. Natasha Romanoff is back in the news. You may recall the name Anna Chapman as the unexpectedly hot Russian sleeper agent that was living in the U.S. as a spy. Her spying activities are kind of hazy but who am I to argue?
Well she's back, this time taking to the catwalk. So just to go over her resume, she has a Masters in Economics from Moscow University, was "CEO" of a "realty company" in NY, she was a spy of course, and now she's a model.

The real Black Widow

The Black Widow is best known from Iron Man 2 and The Avengers, being played by the uncompromisingly hot Scarlett Johansson, who was also a redhead. Her fictional resume also included being a model and a Russian spy. The similarities don't end there either. They are both multilingual, they both had multiple aliases, and they both feature prominently in my fantasies.

The fictional Black Widow

All we're missing here is a genius billionaire with a kickass suit of armor and for Samuel L. Jackson to lose an eye. Thor already exists and currently plays center for the New York Jets. Toby Keith is obviously Captain America. As for the Hulk, paint me green and start praising the Dallas Cowboys and you'll see how strong my rage makes me.
Oh yeah, I'm skipping Hawkeye cause he uses a bow and arrow. Come on man, it's the 21st Century, buy a gun already.