Father Of The Year Nominee

Fathers Day is coming up and just in time too. I don't know if it's celebrated in England but if the Prime Ministers recent actions are any indication, I don't think fatherhood is a big priority. It is being reported that Prime Minister David Cameron accidentally left his 8-year-old daughter in a pub. The incident allegedly took place a few months ago but has only just come to light.
The story goes that the family had stopped in a pub for lunch. Little Nancy Cameron went to the bathroom and when she came out, her family was gone. No word on if she washed her hands. The Prime Minister had climbed into one car with his bodyguards while his wife climbed into another car with their other two children who presumably didn't have to use the bathroom. Each parent assumed Nancy was with the other. Nobody noticed Nancy's absence until they got home.
All told, she was left alone in the pub for about 15 minutes, which was long enough to have a couple of pints of Guinness, play a game of darts, and headbutt a guy over the results of a soccer match. Her mother returned to pick her up just in time to pull her off a Liverpool fan before she bit his ear off.

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All of this supposedly happened on a Sunday afternoon, a convenient story considering the previous Saturday was "Take your daughter out to the pub day". My theory is that Little Nancy drank her PM dad under the table. He then left her there on purpose to teach her a lesson about shaming her father. Little did he know that she would be leading the bar in songs by Queen and making toasted sandwiches for the bar staff. Word is she was found curled up on a table under a Manchester United blanket.
So here's to you Prime Minister David Cameron, Nominee for Father of the Year.