Taco Tuesday, Mmm Tacos

Ah, a nice long weekend away from the world. But now that it's Tuesday, it's time for Taco Tuesday! The hallowed history of Taco Tuesday goes back many years. It was a Tuesday in which me and my buddy Diaz would go to Taco Bell because they had 2 for 1 tacos.

Just be glad I didn't choose the picture of the guy with the
Taco Bell logo tattooed on his ass

But this Taco Tuesday is a sad one thanks to Michael Smith of Huber Heights, Ohio. Mr. Smith was very unhappy with his service and deliberately crashed his truck through the front window. He apparently did not get one of the tacos he ordered so he pulled through the drive-through again to complain where he was immediately presented with an apology and another taco. But this wasn't enough.
Enraged over this slight, Mr. Smith then exited the drive-through and entered the restaurant, all without leaving his truck. The police were able to track down Mr. Smith due to the trail of car fluids leading back to his house. I don't know which car fluid it was, blood or pee I guess. I don't really know a lot about cars.
Clearly this man was very angry, possible because of the missing taco, possibly because he looks like Joaquin Phoenix with acne. Either way, I don't think he'll be welcome at that or any Taco Bell, which is really his loss. Have you tried the Doritos Taco Loco? It's incredible! It combines Doritos, already established as the best chip there is, with tacos! They need to introduce a Cool Ranch Version.