Well its Tuesday and you know what that means. Doritos Tacos Loco Day! Also Youtube Tuesday. This weeks Youtube selection comes courtesy of the worst actor in the world, Nicholas Cage. No, its not a side by side comparison of Senor Cage's emotional range.
Now that's acting
No, not that. A few years ago, Nick Cage starred in a remake of The Wicker Man. The original starred some actual actors and featured a lot of social commentary, as well as a pretty good ending. All in all, its considered a classic, possibly due to the absence of Nick Cage yelling about bees. Fast forward to 2006 and we have a complete remake. Except, this time its chock full of the Cage-Meister (German for "master of cages") looking confused and yelling about bees.
The result of this misguided attempt at a movie is literally the worst film I have ever seen. I would rather punch myself 12 and a half times in the crotch than be forced to watch this cinematic excretion again. Then I stumbled upon this piece of Youtube gold. Youtube user JasonSly re-cut the trailer for the Wicker Man, presenting it as a family comedy instead of a terrible "thriller". Please enjoy and keep an eye out for Nick Cage in a bear suit punching women.
There are no comments I can make that would top this brilliant video. Instead, I'm going to watch it again, while eating a sandwich.
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