Hillary, Interrupted

What happens in Cartagena, stays in Cartagena. Unless you're the Secretary of State and her Secret Service detail. Last weekend, while I was sleeping on my parents pull-out sofabed, Hillary Clinton was in Colombia for some sort of summit about something. But summits don't take all day. Unless they do. Honestly, I barely know what a summit is.
Anyway, Hil-Dog went out to blow off some steam where these photos were taken.

She called Rick Santorum for advice on chugging

A quick glance at the table reveals that Hill-Giant knows what she's doing. She knows that if you want to drink all night, you have to have some water with you to dilute the booze. She is in for the long haul. I presume that the people around her are chanting "Chug Chug Chug!" while pounding their hands on the table.

Nobody puts Hil-Dog in a corner

Her belly full of Colombian beer and her brain swimming in also Colombian beer, Hils took to the dance floor. I'm assuming, with no corroborating evidence, that she danced the night away and won not one, but two dance contests. Anyone who knows New York politics knows that Hillary won the senate seat by breakdancing.
Admittedly, I'm already a fan of Mrs. and Mr. Clinton. I voted for Hil-Dog for senate and for president so I might be a little biased, but how could anyone not love her now? If her adventures while texting weren't enough to win you over, I sure hope her wild nights in Colombia will. You go Hils, you go.
Unfortunately while she was partying the night away, members of the Secret Service detail were off having their own good time. It is being reported that 11 Secret Service agents spent the night partying with some whores, even bringing them back to their hotel. Although honestly, where else would you bring a hooker? The agents have since had their clearance revoked and will likely lose their jobs as well. Frankly Hillary Clinton is lucky that their debauchery eclipsed hers because her night of fun is beloved while theirs is illegal. I think we can assume that cocaine was involved as well because its Colombia and there were prostitutes.
So the lesson here is that if you work for the State Department or Secret Service, you should avoid Colombian hookers and newspaper reporters.